It’s 10:38 PM in Montevideo, Uruguay. I am here on this platform writing words that I don’t know if anyone will find or read. I am in my little apartment through the door there are twinkling Christmas lights. But this feels more honest than Medium or Substack. This feels like my place.

I control the vertical and the horizontal here. This is my most honest blog. Where I divulge all the tasty secrets that the paying public won’t tolerate. Shorter punchier posts about vampires, bimbos, and dark sorcery.

Here is where I create things that don’t digest well in the light of day. The thoughts that get flushed away like a wriggling centipede caught in toilet paper.

“Baby, you need to leave, 'Cause I'm getting drunk on your noble deeds. It doesn't matter that they don't get done, When I feel this cold, they're like the fucking sun.

Baby, I need a friend, But I'm a vampire smile, you'll meet a sticky end. I'm here trying not to bite your neck, But it's beautiful, and I'm gonna get...” – Kyla LaGrange, Vampire Smile